Come to my house Rape me in the ass This isn't a prank What the fuck is Crass?
A prank gone bad? Running is pussy And so is hiding What are you, a fucking wussy? Come take it in the face You dirty little bitch This is my prank You better not snitch
Oh, dammit, man You scared me shitless I'd never do that to you Just kidding, I totally would
Get your dance on Freak it on, I said Get your dance on All night long, I said Fuck Chris Bartley Hope he's dead, I said Get this dance stuck In your head, I said Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh oh, oh oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh oh, oh oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh oh, oh oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh oh, oh oh
Never going to catch me (Never going to catch me) No, sir, no way (No, sir, no way) You can try again (You can try again) At a later date
My head fucking itches I'm going to say fuck
My time has come I finally made it happen Something you couldn't achieve You are now fappin' Due to your loneliness Your tears are your lube I scared you away You might need some finesse
I am the master I know how to run faster Her vagina was vaster Than tsunami disasters This was all fun and games T-Pain's the fucking shit This party is fucking lame So let's just all get fucking lit