I dreamt of being a pirate But this little shit got in my way He saw the goals and dreams I loved And stabbed them in the face
Oh, doctor doctor I keep screaming in my sleep I keep seeing freaky things Mr. Doctor, won't you help me? Hey, wait there, man You're Peter Pan, Aw, crap, well then Where the hell's my doctor?
I'll get you for this, Pan!
Oh, Captain Hook, he's up to his old tricks Let's kill him, 'cause really, he needs his fix
\"All it takes is faith and trust and a little bit of pixie dust\" I'm tellin' you, this is Wiccan shit
You've taken us to a better world We can leave our feelings down below As we soar through the skies With the clouds in tow
Look at Peter Pan Touchin' that snatch Feelin' from behind Man, what a catch She's lookin' so fine Tryna get inside She's callin' out his name Wendy's open wide
He's lookin' 'round and she's screamin' The mescaline kicks in and he's dreamin' Where'd he leave his dro, he can't be forgettin' it He needs to relax, it was set and shit
Smackin' the bitches up on the street Don't pretend you ain't seen, skeet skeet Skeet on your face, yeah that's right All in their hair, fuckin' what's tight
If you could see the E You wouldn't be sittin' there, fuckin' smokin weed 'Cause in the club, all the grindin' is the place to be Gettin' crunk, with your bros, sexin' hos for free This is Neverland, so you better watch where you be
You know the sex in Neverland is dreamy Fuckin' parties always end up steamy So drop them pants, and fuckin' smack your ho Fling after fling, you know this shit gets creamy
Drugs are whack, so you better get some crack Slap that arm, load up some smack Fuck that bitch, ain't cuttin' me slack In the end, no one's got your back
What the fuck??? This isn't what I ordered!!!
Peter, where have you been It's been so long I don't know where to begin
We're off to Neverland
Saying stuff is good
Peter, do you realize That you're psycho? You're fucking insane Why would a boy Be able to fly? You are a douche bag
Crikey! This blimey chap o'er here Keeps tootin' my whistle
Playin' the skin flute
Who the fuck is Peter Pan? Seriously, I don't know who you're talking about