been a month since i had a man been a month since we had that dance and you waved your flag at me and i came running huh huh huh been a month since i had a man been a month since i had the sperm taken out of my pants the laundry worked wonders the laundry is best for these things been a month since i had a man and somehow i give a damn when i see you eyein' up other guys well i talked to mother about it i can talk to mother well i talked to father about it he says you're a faggot been a month since i had a man been a month since we did our dance in my bedroom and it's so cool without you been a month since i had a man 'twas the finest romance with a man been a month since i had a man been a month since i had a mannnn