He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?" He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine She invited him in cuz it was getting late She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great." I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
He woke up in the morning with an aching head He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?" She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat." He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day I slept with Terry, and all I got was a W-2