Who can kill a general in his bed? Overthrow dictators if they're Red? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can find a counter-agent quick? Especially the ones, themselves, of it? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can plan a riot in Vietnam? Who can have the troops restore the calm? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can buy a government so cheap? Change a cabinet without a squeak? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can get a budget that's so great? Who will be the 51st state? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who has got the secret-est Service? The one that makes the other service nervous? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can cypher anything with zeros? Not well known, but simply worth the heros. Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can take the sugar from its sack Pour in LSD and put it back? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can squash republics like bananas? Simply if they do not like their social manners? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can train guerrillas by the dozens? Send them out to kill their untrained cousins? Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can mine the harbors Nicaragua? Out hit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua. Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
Who can be so overtly covert? Sometimes even covertly overt. Fucking-a man! (Fucking-A! C-I-A!)
CIA Man!
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