Hey! How's it going?! Here I am-again! This is amazing! Just, er, pick me up... take me with you. Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, No- ARGH! Oh God... Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Bless your little primate brain. I'm not acrually in the room, with you! FOOL! You were a FOOL! to come back! (SMASH) Oh..There's another one.. There goes another one... I'm surprised you've got the enegy To smash willy nilly (SMASH) It's VANDALISM! It's pure VANDALISM! I DESPISE you. I LOATHE you. You arrogant smugly quiet awful jumpsuited MONSTER! OF A WOMAN Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Three, two, one. --- GLaDOS: So, was there anything you wanted to apologise to me for? Wheatley: NO! Announcer: Reactor explosion- Wheatley: Heha! Yes! Announcer: in four minutes. Wheatley: Oh. ---- Simple word: APPLE. Go on! Just say: APPLE. Easy word, isn't it? APPLE. APPLE. APPLE. ENOUGH! Plug me into that stick on the wall over there. I'll show you something... I can't- I can't- do it if you're eatching. Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley GLaDOS: I swear I know him... Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley No, you're- no, you're lying. You're lying. --- GLaDOS: Dancing is NOT Science. Wheatley: Er.. what? GLaDOS: you look stupid when you do that. Wheatley: SHUT UP! I AM NOT A MORON! GLaDOS: Yes. We get it. --- Wheatley: BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! GLaDOS: ARGH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil. Alright.. Paradox time. This sent ence is false! --- Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley I did this. --- Cave Johnson: Greetings,friends! Wheatley: Hello! GLaDOS: Hold on. Who..? Cave Johnson: I'm Cave Johnson, ceo of APERTURE SCIENCE. GLaDOS: Oh my God. Oh I like this guy. Wheatley: Oh no... Cave Johnson: Feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes- Wheatley: NOPE! Thanks we're good. Prepare. Prepare. HA!! Death trap! Surprise! We're doing it now. Defective turret: It's my big chance. I won't let you down! *Dry fire* Aww, this is RIDICULOUS --- Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley True... False. Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, BAM! Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley, Wheatley Are you.. are you you saying that... or is it really gonna hurt?... You're just saying that aren't you? You're just- no... you're not, you are- It is going to hurt, isn't it? Exactly how PAINful are we T- AAARRRGGGHHH~ Core 2(Rick): Oh Shut up. Core 1: Space? SPACE?! SPACE!!! Wheatley: You know what I hope is in space? FIRE. I hope you go to SPACE and catch on FIRE. Turret: Owwwwww~ I'm on fire. It burns... Announcer: Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing. Turret: ... thank you...