I'm Richie Dagger I can stomp and swagger I can take on all your heroes I'm Richie Dagger I'm young and I'm haggard The boy that nobody owns
He sits in his corner like a child despised A crazy sort of cast comes over his eyes-- That's Richie Dagger's crime
He's the sort of boy who was never much loved His idea of fun was society's grudge-- That's Richie Dagger's crime
His life was a mess And his friends weren't quite the best But he was satisfied-- That's Richie Dagger's crime Suck me in and spit me out Devour me in haste
He could set your mind ablaze With sparkling eyes and visionary case He stood like the remnant of an outbreak past Wore something in his ear and Boy was he sass