Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby Last night, I did things I'm not proud of And I got a little crazy Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby
[Chorus:] And I don't even know his last name My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into oh no, what have I done And I don't even know his last name
Today, I woke up, thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas I'm not sure how I got here Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared outta nowhere I gotta go take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road They say what happens here, stays here, all of this will disappear
There's just one little problem
[Chorus:] I don't even know my last name Oh My momma would be so ashamed And I don't even know my last name