A Valentine’s Day party, I didn’t think you’d show. You don’t like making entrances alone. You’ve got a new friend. You've got a new friend. Likes to go to movies. Likes to drink red wine. Sounds familiar, better hold on tight: a film school drunk can be so hard to find.
You got a new friend. You got a new friend. And the two of you don’t ever seem to part…
You got a new friend ooh. You got a new friend, now I’m the odd man gone.
You got a new friend. You got a new friend, I know.
And your mom’s got you convinced that he’s the one. He’s all you need, so forget me – marry him at once. But if you ever change your mind… I could still buy that box of wine. I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.
But you got a new friend. Yeah, you got a new friend.