OI OI OI OI Got on the train from Cambridgeshire Moved down to an East London flat Got a moustache and a low cut vest Some purple leggings and a sailor tat (twat) Just one gear on my fixie bike Got a +1 here for my gig tonight I play synth... We all play synth! 20-20 vision, just a pair of empty frames Dressing like a nerd although I never got the grades (fail) I remember when the kids at school would call me names (tramp balls) Now we're taking over their estates! Woo-oo-oooo!
CHORUS I love my live as a dickhead! All my friends are dickheads too (two) Come with me let's be dickheads (Haven't you heard?) Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool-cool-cooo-oo-oool!
Polaroid app on my iPhone Taking pictures on London Fields Up on the blog so everyone knows We're having NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL! Coolest kids in a warehouse rave Exclusive list, look there's my name I got in... You couldn't get in (na na na naa naaaa) Never bought a pack of fags I only roll my own Plugging in my laptop at the Starbucks down the road Say I work in media, I'm really on the dole I'm the coolest guy you'll ever know! Woo-oo-oooo!
CHORUS I love my live as a dickhead! All my friends are dickheads too (two) Come with me let's be dickheads (Haven't you heard?) Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool! Being a dickhead's cool-cool-cooo-oo-oool!
Loafers with no socks Electropop meets southern hip-hop Indeterminate sexual preference Something retro on my necklace
"Basically I'm a part-time blogger and I design my own jewellery line. It's like a mix of religious iconography, kind of with a Save By The Bell vibe"
"I organise a vegan crunk night"
"Er, yeah, I'm, err, currently writing my own magazine and it's all about my balls"
"We're putting on this rave, and there's a band in the mosque, and all the proceeds are going to that thing that happened in the Middle East or Africa or whatever"