I’d like a huge beer belly when I grow old I’m gonna stare at mountains and hold your wrinkled hands but my feelings for you they’ve stranded in a whorehouse and they can’t leave cause they’ve got the cramps
I was counting all my cents cause I wanted to give you things I didn’t know it had to be this way I was spending all my days biting off all my nails I didn’t know I’d have to feel half dead
you tried to ignore me when I told you you look so fine in that dress oh, pure love is something only dogs and you on drugs can possess
I don’t want us to dance on each others feet I want us both to sing some leads let me tell you a secret after this chorus the song peaks