My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme And you can vote, you can vote for me For president if you want And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay
Do you still stand by your pony pledge? Yes, I do, free ponies for all Turn all that pony poop to methane gas One more thing, Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay
He's turning gay, turning gay! Whooo, whoooo! Thank you, alright, okay Turning, turning, turning, turning, turning gay And all the un-gay is melting away! He's turning gay, turning gay! Whooo, whoooo! Whooo, whoooo! Not a single straight gene in his DNA 'Cause he's turning, turning, turning, turning , turning gay!
Our instinct says everybody should vote But some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote! The kids are not paying attention Yeah, on election day give 'em detention, whoo This endless cheerleading Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids. All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid. Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors?
You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor Those kids who get money, cash money Light janitorial duty - get money Work in the cafeteria - cash money Cash money is a good thing if you're poor Get some cash money, then get some more I'mma help poor people learn how to get a job I'mma, I'mma help poor people learn how to get That money, that cash Get money, get a stash Get that money, that cash Get money, get a whole damn stash
That money, that cash Get money, get a stash Get that money, that cash Get cash, money, money, cash, money, money, cash