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Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong I can feel it
Just a feeling I've got like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means we're in trouble
Big trouble and if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox?
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen will go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
Syllables killaholic ….
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappidy rap packing a Mac
In the back of the Ac…
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time
Period here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the whack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox slapbox?
They said I rap like a robot so call me Rapbot

Everybody want the key
And the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprints
Simply rage and youthful excuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but chew other moons since
MCs get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac
NWA Cube Doc Ren Yella Eazy
Thank you they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them
Into the motherfuckin rocking
Roll hall of fame even though I walk
In the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in
Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
Till I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering
Take place looking boy
Oy Vey that boy's gay
That's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy?
I got a hell yeah from Dre looking boy
Imma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

I'm beginning to feel like a rap God rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
The way I'm racing around the track call me Nascar Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet Krypton
No Asgard Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm re

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