I need a couch I haven't got one I need a bed To lay my soiled head upon When you've crossed your i's and dot your t's Maybe you'll have time for me I need a car (If nobody knew how) I haven't got one (Awful the world is) I need a ride (Would that make the world) Across the frozen Amazon (Any less awful' No) You look steamy hot but feel cool to the touch (If nobody knew how awful the world is) Maybe if you find the time you'll make out with me (Would that make the world any less awful') Desperate me, desperate me (NO) You and me I need a job I haven't got one Ask me all the questions Tell me everything (I'm on your side) Put me to work Clearing out your dream (I'm on your side) We'll start with Z we'll end with A I'll do anything (I'm on your side) Will work for food Will work for love (I'm on your side) Will work for food Will work for you (I'm on your side) Will work for food Desperate me Will work for you Busy busy bee