You're a glass eyed tiger I'm a rusty fire hydrant You're a freshly widowed spider I'm an awkward silence You've got sand in your swimsuit I've got a missing tooth You took the last piece, didn't you? Well I hid myself one first We can't keep kissin' around any more My dialin' finger is gettin' too sore a ah ee ah a ah ee a a ah ee a
Your other car's a broomstick Mine's a hobby horse You never felt you'd have to prove it A great disturbance in the force (think I'm missing something here) The clothes are all heaped in a pile on the floor (There's two kinds of people in this world, and I'm one of 'em) Let's bulldoze our way too a brand new peace accord How many times can we break then make up? We've gone too long for a kiss to save us a ah ee ah a ah ee ah yeah
You're a MiG jet pilot I'm a burrow in the stone You suffer frequent all-nighters I curl up and sleep it off
I'd give you hundreds of last chances If I could answer myself why I don't worry about all your reversible talk As significant as the death of alternative rock Let it die let it die let it die You're a prima ballerina I'm a collapsing iron lung You let disaster come between us Now I'm a poet on the run Searching for a place where my heart can feel something Then I can retrieve it from the basement of my stomach There's supper in this room as long as it continues thumpin' a ah ee ah .... You're a glass-eyed tiger You're a trash vampire You're what sat down beside her I wish I glowed brighter in your eyes