I just found out that my girlfriend's a robot She said that she didn't want me to know but We went for a swim one moonlit night And she came out rusty where she went in white
I took her apart 'cause she broke my heart I took her apart yeah I took her apart 'cause she broke my heart I took her apart yeah
I picked my baby up and I laid her on a lathe I wanted to see how her body was made I doctored my baby with a wrench and pliers And littered the kitchen with her screws and wires
She slices and she dices she makes Julienne Fries She locks up my garage door every night She put new life into my washer and my dryer But every time I turn the toaster on I'm afraid that I'll fry her
'Cause lately I've been waking in the middle of the night What I did to my baby's body just wasn't right There's a buzz all around me I know where it's coming from She's shooting through my house in a 60 cycle hum
I put her back together 'cause I missed her all the time Man, we had something going and we got along real fine Now we're really happy and we're never gonna part She's my 120 girl with the 240 heart
Now we're really happy and it's time to settle down I'm satisfied at last with my two feet on the ground Now I know what I want to do with my life She's got her outlets and I've got mine.