A bad little kid moved into the neighbourhood He won’t do nothing right just sitting down and looks so good He don’t want to go to school and learn to read and write Just sits around the house and plays the rock and roll music all night Well, he puts thumb tacks on teacher’s chair Puts chewing gum in little girl’s hair Now, Junior, behave yourself
Buys every rock and roll book on the magazine stand Every dime that he get is lost to the jukebox man Well, he worries his teacher till at night she’s ready to poop From rocking and a-rolling spinning in a hula-hoop Well, this rock and roll has got to stop Junior’s head is hard as rock Now, Junior, behave yourself
Gotta tell your mama, you better do what she said Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head He threw the canary and you fed it to the neighbours’ cat You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother’s Laundromat Well, mama’s head has got to stop Junior’s head is hard as rock Now Junior, behave yourself