I thought about you today as I walked alone Between the 17th and 18th holes And then I found my ball near an old man's head Face down on the green like he was dead It's not okay, I'm not okay
All I really need right now is the 3 wood from the sand trap I'm running down the fairway drunk with a sad face And Payne Stewart pants
I thought about you again as I shot the ball Into the crowd of people just to watch them fall But I shanked it way too hard and it went straight up And then in the sky I saw two eagles making love I'm not okay, It's not okay I'm not okay
Two eagles were flying naked, check An old man face down by my ball, check The fact that I'm playing golf alone, check Double-check if my pants are off, check, check
You and me should be naked in the cool green grass Playing golf buck naked in the cool green grass Running around naked in the cool green grass I just want to play with you naked naked I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you I don't want to play Tiger Woods without you