I Just Want To Sleep Outside In The Treehouse I'm not going to lie I just want to be with the moon and the stars under nighttime sky I don't want to sleep in the bunk bed mom I'm turning 33 I don't understand why you'd want me to be something I don't want to be
I know what you think I know what you think I'm not old enough, I'm not responsible, I'm not man enough
Goodnight, mom and dad, can I get a hard hug before I go to sleep? I'll tuck myself in, I'm getting really tired from brushing my teeth I won't sneak outside with a big fat stack of dad's magazines Or a backpack filled with Exacto knives and energy drinks
I know what you think I know what you think I'm not old enough, I'm not man enough, I'm not responsible
Fuck you mom and fuck you dad You don't have a fucking clue about me
Whoops! I cut my balls Can you take me to hospital? I cut my ball sack accidentally with a really sharp knife [x2]