i was born an old mountain spirit shinto yokai from samourai land japan i slaughtered alotta ninjas in my sleep thought it was a dream then woke up covered in severed limbs with a bloody kitana in my hand now i roam as lone ronin slowly recomposing the bones of my prehistoric gorgon clan beware my fierce glare my stare can kill turn you to stone where you stand wth one glance probability you survive in my advanced labyrinth: SLIM CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this rusty dirt encrusted shovel on my shoulder indicate i'll escavate till i'm watchin terra cotta soldiers topple over i'm hopeful the pyre kindles my corspse til it smolders aurora borealis hover above the mountains cast glow till every wolves eyes flicker from cold shadows then drag you off in the dark to gnaw bones to the marrow my poisoned arrows glide silent and silence those who oppose my old alliance with mythic giants
i photosynthesize in a permafrost stunted bonsai forest as mummified artifact bronze age glorious i've died a thousand times but still i walk the land conquering fortresses my catapults launch urns packed with poisonous poultices resulting in an explosive bursts of carnivorous plant growth now your village stands abandoned inhabited only by sad ghosts and gigantic amphibian floatin in stagnated moats my skin grows moss probably because i stomp through swamps with a bucket seeking mysterious beasts my flesh leaks poisonous tree sap and luminous insects drink from it
ominous shark like fins carving the waves large fangs obsidian blades deep water creatures beyond chameleon strange a thousand years of age and still in it's first larval phase the golden chrysalis awaits the golden chrysalis awaits