Long ago, before time began Came the research and the marketing plan And the award for the best toy of the year Underneath every Christmas tree Is a note saying ‘santa claus please Don’t drink and drive when you leave here’ I love Christmas, every year
Like the kids having snowball fights The networks brawl for the broadcast rights Of the big blockbuster TV shows And all the stores in the high street sell Party hats and jingle bells As the sales team chase their monthly goals I love Christmas, every year
I’m queuing up for my tickets to see Gary Glitter play on Christmas ever In another Christmas comeback show I never knew I was crucified On the beer and a few mince pies He’s gonna play some Christmas rock and roll