I bought no gift this year And I slept with your sister. I know I should have thought twice Before I kissed her. But with the year we had last And the dress that she wore, I just went along for the ride And I came back for more. And I'm sorry baby.
That's all ok honey 'cause see, I bought no treat this year And I slept with your brother. I wrecked your daddy's car And went down on your mother. I set your record collection on fire And said I never knew. Felt kinda bad about that And I know you did too.
So whatever you say It's all fine by me. Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree? 'Cause the snow keeps on falling Even though we were bad. It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad.
And spend, spend, spend This Christ-Christmas together.
I married you last year Bet you thought I was sober, right? But I was drunk as a skunk, yeah And I made a mistake. This could all have been over.
Oh honey, please don't Excuse you behavior. 'Cause I hired a hitman And changed your will. It's now all in my favor.
So whatever you say It's all fine by me. Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree? 'Cause the snow keeps on falling Even though we were bad. It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad.
And spend, spend, spend This Christ-Christmas together. (x4)
Holding on Without any reason. 'Cause something strong This holiday season.
So whatever you say It's all fine by me. And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree? 'Cause the snow keeps on falling Even though we were bad. It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad.
And spend, spend, spend This Christ-Christmas together. (x4)