Out on the tarmac There stands Scouse Jack Megaphone and anorack Shouting out ‘Listen Matt Choose Christianity, don’t choose humanity’ He lost sanity a long time ago
Coming out of Topshop Girl with a mop top Cheeky little boob tube YouTube lover Round at the back door, crack whore, Morals slack for a reason, I’ll tell you what’s more
Play her down and beat her Treat her meaner Never made her keener, man you should’ve seen her Now on the forecast, she’s got a snow blast, She better run fast, she’ll die a young lass
All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, All these cats have their kittens on celery, And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
And my mum always said to me You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,
Outside the school gates That’s where your mum waits Burger and chips, playing up cos you never ate Healthy little bite size, pasta and salad sides, Literary lettuce and a lesser known appetite
Jamie Oliver Stick out your olive branch Kids ain’t got a chance, stuck in a trance Sat on computers, join up the routers, Big distributors of fatness is fruitless
All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, All these cats have their kittens on celery, And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
And my mum always said to me You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown,
Out on the tarmac There stands scouse jack Megaphone and anorack Shouting out ‘Listen Matt Why be a sinner when you can be a winner?’ The man’s got a point, yeah, he can be forgiven
All the sinners and the winners, sitting down for dinner, All the salaries are fat, the mistresses are thinner, All these cats have their kittens on celery, And all these twats have their mittens on the treasury
(The meaning of life)
And my mum always said to me You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, Yeah my mum always said to me You gotta do the right thing, do the right thing Or they’ll hunt you down, karma’s always quicker than a clown, Karma’s always quicker than a clown.