When I go places I just don't care You'd know why if you'd see what I wear Black slacks pegged fourteen Black slacks, really are keen Black slacks make a cool daddy-o When I put them on I'm a-rarin' to go
Man you ought to see me with my derby on I know that you would say, "He's gone" Black slacks, mostly in the head Black slacks, well that's what I said Black slacks, I'm the cat's pajamas Cause I run around with crazy little mamas
The girls all look when I go by It's what I wear that makes them sigh Black slacks, I wear a red bow-tie Black slacks, they say "Me, Oh my" Black slacks, with a cat-chain down to my knees I ain't nothin' but a real cool breeze