Lyrics - shanghai, were gonna need a host,bruno tell me what you got in mind im feeling kind of toast gaben got me working ninety hour shifts im workin on the patch, aint got any time for this james? okay, ill hit him up on skype, tell him to be himself, yeah im ready for the hype this major lookin like its gonna be dope looking forward to the games, looking forwards to the jokes
ice frog, what the fuck is this? pronogrophy jokes james is lookin like a bitch ali, youre right, get this man off the stage, ima fire his ass, or my name aint gabe ya know, I run a fucking multi billion dollar company watch what you say, thats right, nobody fucks with me james is an ass, we'll never hire him again im aiming for his career, this is the end
let me start by saying this is a joke all the shit ive done behind the scenes and ive never even choked, a player behind the stage, in a furious rage, but a couple naughty jokes, and they pull out the cane let me reveal a couple things you may not have known, valve was only paying hosts at the international, but dont worry, they'll fix the problem im sure, all you gotta do is sell a thousand or so signatures yeah that seems pretty fair, 30 million in sales, but hey who really cares? ive only met gaben a couple of times, and lemme tell you, he seemed like a rel ncie up guy but this shit has really gone to far, word of mouth, next thing you know the guys is starting a war and im, truly sorry for what im gonna say, this isnt a sport, so put that thought in the grave