Well now you know your grandma found the wigs Your family gives you tumors every year We're crazy for loving Crazy for cats Get up shorty! Yeah you can find me on the floor tripping kids Novocain is your friend Get up shorty! Foot crust My arches were scaly FOOT CRUST Dude, they get it. Cry baby right before you drown oh oh, get down Try a muffin dropped on the ground oh oh, get down Got a feather in my pocket tied to my ponytail And I threw out my fresh eggs to help my friend Laverne Feel popular instead of doing puppet things I remember she liked a guy with a baby bird I say Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go No one hock a loogie in my cup Yeah, this cool song Gotcha dancing till dawn I say Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go No one hock a loogie in my cup Yeah, this cool song Gotcha dancing till dawn Yeah I found this old note in my creepy house Like that Star Trek when they found those Tribbles I think I hurt my cooter bump What? Eww! Why is it funny when I poke you on the chin? I can't love him if he bought an album for my birfday at the dollar store Musical reply
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Killed it, come on Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go Wait, don't go into that room Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go Everybody raise your hand if you like this song! Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go Raise your hand if you want us to leave.... Oh, oh, oh, eh-eh, Choo-Choo Go