Two beautiful tons of Detroit steel I wanna take you to Bakersfield Hygenically challenged American chrome Spread all across the lawn of our motel home I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x4)
Oh let me take you there, I've got a pass for the track Smell the nitro honey, feel the sun on your back C'mon c'mon red-headed sinner put your foot to the floor And I'll show you what Jesus gave you STP for
I wanna take you to Bakersfield (x4) Yeah yeah yeah!
In a fat back lounge at the end of the day We'll be soaking all the dust off the desert away Clyde's in the bathroom with Tiny the gator Yeah I wanna be your top eliminator Oh yes I do