Oh, they call me the meat man Ya oughta see me eat, m'am Hear I'm the meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
I got jaws like a bear trap Teeth like a razor Got a Maytag tongue With a sensitive taste
A born in Texas A land of beef Never cared much for greens Ya' oughta heard I like meat
I'm the meat man Woo, oughta see me eat, now Whoa, I'm the meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, now
I been down to Macon, Georgia I ate the furs off a Georgia peach Plucked me a chicken in Memphis Mama, I still got feathers in my teeth
Ate a pound of pork Huntsville, Alabama From a fine Alabama hog I went to Dallas, Texas Got no love, my baby left me Fed the bone to a Louisiana dog Hear me talkin'
A meat man Woo, meat man! Yeah, I'm a meat man, baby Ya oughta see me eat, m'am
'That's right!'
(instrumental & piano)
'Think about it, baby!'
Yea-ea-eah, it don't make me no difference Just as long as it's good meat! I ain't got no preference If it's dog or rat, I eat
It don't a-have to be U.S. Governmental grade With stamp a-no Grade 'A' seal As long as it lean, it full-a protein I'm gonna damn sho' get my fill
Oh well, they call me the Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat Meat, meat, meat, meat, man