Here I am now listen up children (here we go) You can take a seat, come on inside I don’t mean you harm, I’m but a Jester with a story (and I know) That you really will enjoy it if you give me your eyes
I come from the dungeon where I thought it was evident they would never (let me go) Till I met Vix then what a surprise… (hey) Then I came up from the ground, hands down I’m the baddest around With the Jokerr sound (everybody) lets ride!
Verse 1:
Now if you don’t know me, it’s the J to the O homie Don’t get it confused it’s me the one and only I’m standing before you at the mercy of your good graces Bringing you more flavor than you’re probably used to tastin
Thinking you’re raw? Save it. I’m a problem for you fakers You might as well highlight your bio online and just erase it Back before they stuck me in that prison I was patient Now I’m like F*CK given me your attention imma take it!
Hey, now let me tell you a story about me and my many many travels Abrica Dabrica magical dragons, dark wizards, dungeons and castles It started when I wasn’t but a jester, nothing but a young naïve little bastard Thinking I was gonna be a gentlemen and tell them what a benefit a Jokerr like me could be.
Hmm… But of course it always would happen, every time I’d give an inch they’d take advantage And the hole never got filled but that of the dungeon into which I was banished Just look at the slum into which I landed, look at me lying there sick and abandoned Well it took a little time and a bit of crying but eventually you would all get ME!
(Chorus X 1)
Verse 2:
(As far as I know) I’m the only rapper on the planet who could catch a pomegranate With my butt cheeks, during a back-flip and flawless land it Suck it in and shoot it out like a ball and cannon Spray sh*t everywhere and leave a shopping mall abandon
I’m the tallest standing rapper on the totem pole You disagree? Homie you could swallow my scrotum whole You ain’t got the talent so step aside and know you’re role… Bro!
Yo, I try to be cool with everybody, listen to their views Tighten the mechanics every sentence and improve But they didn’t really listen it was nothing but a rouse Just jealousy, resentment, and a covetous accrue
But what was I to do? I didn’t really know, give ‘em the benefit of the doubt, never let it show? Hmm… Let me think… No! Death to the hecklers and anybody taking any part of it as so Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s how I go, J to the O b*tch act like you know And I’m coming to bust sh*t up bad, ladies and gentlemen I’d be careful in the front of any rows
Just get ready for the party imma finish what I started With a venomous and darkened intervention in the garden Anybody feeling lucky better get up and do what you’re gonna do… (Let’s do it up one more time with The Jokerr singing…)
(Chorus X 1)
Verse 3:
A yo I’ll give you the scoop, the b*tches threw me in a chickenless coop Locked me up and forgot me cold, sicker than poop You see Vix was sent to kill me in the dungeon I sat But instead he let me out and now I’m BACK (hahaha)
Look, when I was growing up, yo, they told me I was nothing They told me I had problems they told me I was sucking But now I’m the one who got their heads bobbin’ And I ain’t the one with the problem so sing it with me… It goes like this.
Bridge 1: (omitted on repeat)
Hey, forget all the others. Let ‘em all go down. They can all burn
Cause they count us out. Forget all the others. The one thing (I’ve) we’ve found is… (I’m not the one with the problem) We aren’t the ones with the problem.
Resolution bridge (X3):
Listen I’m here, back from the cave, I climbed out of my grave And on to the page, now the wait is over I know you’d rather me there stuck down in my lair, you should probably prepare