There was a fat man That wasn't worried 'bout his condition He wasn't married Till one day he met a woman That he liked from head to toe So then he stopped all All of the drinking All of the smoking But the he bothered Aroun' in town Visiting the bar beer Well she loved him But she dropped him
Now that I'm sober She don't want me back Now that it's over She don't give a crap
Well the fat man He bought a batman For his little nephew But hi didn't like it He shouted Drop in the crop On a little pot town A little shot And a little fot town
So then the fat man He got exited He started shouting Through the walkie talkie Aroun' in town Well then he got fired Cause he was smelling up the taxi
Lo(oo oh oo oh...
Now that I'm sober She don't want me back Now that its over I'm loosing my track Now that its over She don't give a crap
I don't belong to some drunky I did no wrong please come lady You got me wrong I'm not your honey What have I done someone help me
Lo(oo oh oo oh..
Now that I'm sober She don't want me back Now that it's over I'm loosing my track.......