Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek (What is that, Donkey?) Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair (hair) But I'm way too sick to care (care) Now I'm fallin' down the stairs I-I-I pull myself off the floor (floor) Then I'm almost at the door (door) But my family is waiting for me Oh crap, not again, It’s an intervention It’s cool, I'm fine, I can stop at any time
DAD That's a lie You won’t try Now you've made your mother cry. Look!
MOM O o o o O o o o (crying)
KE$HA I’m outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers
MOM Don’t leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW This pattern Needs to end
KE$HA I think I have to puke again O o o o O o o o
KE$HA So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling Then they all go down the line talk about their feelings
BROTHER [reading from sheet of paper] It makes me sad when I see you brushing teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD Stop showing off your butt (butt) You’re making young girls act like sluts (sluts) And you’re starting to get a beer gut (beer gut)
DR. DREW This behavior is a dead end And P. Diddy is not your friend You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan Hey, L-L-L-L-Lohan
KE$HA This is whack I feel trapped
DR. DREW We want the old Kesha back
KE$HA Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew
MOM Hey you Don’t have to shout We're just trying to help you out O o o o O o o o
KE$HA OK Its time you know This is just a video I don’t drink Or pee in sinks That’s what I want my fans to think It’s all an act And in fact It’s even in my contract