The Key Of Awesome - Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar PARODY | Текст песни

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• Bad Blood ft. Kendrick Lamar PARODY

We´re really akward assassins
We mostly care about fashion
Selena looks like an infant
Should we be letting her do stunts?
Goo…
Hey! Ok!
Here´s the facts, you broke your back
In the future we have doctors
Who can rap
And I got a PhD from MIT,
And several shiny plaques

Hey!
Lana Dunham, thats my stogie
Give it back
I don´t mean to criticize you,
Just like to notify you,
That if you don´t gain muscle tone
Or meat on your bones
We´ll have to fire you
We need assassins with passion
For jackin´ people up
Not a bunch of skinny white chicks
Who keep fixin´ their makeup

Promoting gun violence
While batting my eyelids
Is my new jam!
We´re division of Revlon
We test makeup and weapons
And I´m besties with Dunham,
Who likes to show her tattooed buns

Please put your pants back on
We have rules here at Revlon
Hey, there´s Ellie Goulding
She should look where she´s shooting
Duck!
Remember when you bought
This stupid whip
Uh hum
And I advised you not to purchase it
Cause it don´t matters if it´s see-throught
If they can still see you
Take it back to the invisible dealer ship
And ask for a redo
We just like we are floating
In a sitting postion
And the check engine light is on
Check the invisi-transmission
Cause an invisible car´s
No place for Kendrick Lamar
So let me out of this, please
Don´t tell me you lost the invisible keys!
Damn!
My voice is grating
Shrill and irritating
Just like two seals mating ysd
I´m an eightpound badass
So don´t mess with my flat ass
You know I could´ve played Katniss
I´m much better actress
I love feuding and trash talk
I´m a skinny white Tupac
Why did you clone Jerry Seinfeld?
I said to clone Haile Steinfeld.
God!
What am I, chopped liver?
How do you think I feel?
I´m the guy standing next to chopped liver!
You two are very funny
Let´s go get some coffee
We´ll také my car!
I sound like a country bumpkin
With pop bubble gum production
Pardon this hick interuption
That´s Mariska Hargitay
And Grey´s Anatomy, weird
The whole world is my high school
I determine who is cool
I´m the prom queen, you´re the tool
And you´re not invited
To my pool!
Now let´s walk in slow motion
We don´t feel the explosions
This is a basic bitch anthem
A battle cry for the dumb dumbs
Selena, you´d better beware
Are those your friends from daycare?
You´re gonna wish we never fought
I´ll drop you right on your soft spot!
Ow
She hit me!
Why!?

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