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Breaking Bad
I wanna tell you all a tale about an awesome show and all of its demented
fans
who talk about Walt and Jesse and Gus like they're all close personal friends
they blog and text and love tweet hashtags
with the help of Chris Hardwick and bro
viewing parties where they take a drink
whenever
Jesse says "yo bitch".

Just try and watch one episode without ending up hooked
the show who is more addictive than the
meth that Walter cooks. what will we watch on Sundays when
this epic tale is done
nobody gives a flying fart about the
winter sun

everybody's got theories and conspiracies
on how it's all gonna come to a close
seems that every Tom, Dick, and Mary
thinks that they can write a hit TV show
it all ends with Walter back in chemistry class
the whole show is just
him day dreaming. well that's better than just cutting straight to black after
playing don't stop believin
I think he'll survive the cancer, the
cops, and the gangsters then go right back to cooking meth
and then when he thinks he's gotten away
scot-free his wife will
nag him to death. it should end with an epic kung foo fight between Mrs. White and Marie
Skylar will whack her with a roundhouse kick and say
"put down my baby". yo Walter's gonna use like science and stuff
to like bring Gus back from the dead
and he can be a badass robo Gus with like a half terminator head

we cheer and scream when Walter sings like "I'm not the one who
knocks" and we still find him likeable "But yo he poisoned Brock"
hey my friends I've got a plan for this show
not to end let's fly to Albuquerque and get Napit killed again

what if Walter and Hank turned out to be the same person. oh yeah Walter is like
Hank's Tyler Durden. think about it they're bald and have a similar face
and you never see the two of them in the same place. ok Walter is dead
because he shot him in the head and escaped down to Mexico
one day he gets a box of blue meth in the mail and said
"woah who sent this yo"
then Walt Jr shows up at his front door and says "hey Jesse
have you heard" he throws down his crutches
grabs Jesse in his clutch
and says "I'm Heisenberg". yo it was all an act he ain't
handicapped that kid is just like Keyser Soze. and then his crutches become two submachine
guns and he blows Jesse Pinkman away
well those are all our notes Fritz you better get started
we gotta go find
George RR Martin. Finish those books

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