These pants are too small They're skin tight They're squeezing my balls It's a sad sight I used to be thin Now I've got two chins Should have hit the gym I'm getting too old for youtube They're all gonna lol at my Man boobs Come on, Mark lets go My stomach looks gross We'll fix that in post Are you really going to? Oh hell no
Damn I really let myself go I ate too much pizza and Nachos Now my man boobs are saggin' C'mon you guys stop laughin' At my man boooooooobs
Let me have a try I can do it I sound like the guy Let me prove it My gut's not as big Just hand me that wig And watch my gay jig Impersonating the guy's Impression Of the other guy It's like Inception I'm covered in sweat Just give me a sec Let me catch my breath HA! It's not as easy as it looks
I am starting to regret this Someone call the paramedics I just threw my back out I really should've stretched out I just f**************ed my back up
Christina sings these random lines I think she applied her make up twice Used to show her goodies She ate too many cookies And now she looks like Snooki GTL! I got my second wind
We are all attentions whores Someone help me off the floor I've got them moves like grandpa I've got them boobs like grandma But we will doooooooo anything for laughter Doooo anything for laughter