Niall: We’re impossibly cute Louis:In tight trousers and suits Liam:Tabloids say that we’re gay Zayn:And gay horses eat hay Harry: (Hey)
Mark: These blokes aren’t so bad. Cheeky British lads Damn this song is mad catchy Hey Todd, don’t you agree?
Todd: Something’s wrong with Mark now. Why does he have skinny pink jeans on? Mark: (They’re Salmon) Stasia: Because he’s into One Direction now I just like this one song.
Mark: So get off get off get off my case Stasia:Quit staring at that kid face Mark:Look I don’t know what the big deal is If I like this one song And the rest of their album Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to
Liam or Harry: Hey girls for this next tune Niall:We’ll need some help from you Zayn: Who knows all of the words
Mark: Ooo – I know them for sure.
Liam or Harry: Sorry but your too old Louis: And you just knocked over several kids Niall:Maybe he could buy us beer though Zayn: And tell us what that one thing is.
1D:Ok, old man come join our boy band. Mark: Great When do we run in the sand 1D:Put on this tie and this emo wig And lets do that leg thing
Mark: Oh, I hate to be a party pooper But this song sounds familiar Oh wait you guys, I know what it is It’s I want it that way.
Mark:Cause I want it that way.
Zayn: Oh no! He cracked the code Harry or Liam: He remembers cause he’s old. 1D: You must die for what you know.
Mark: You got those wand things
Todd: You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend Stasia: You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband.
Todd: Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing Liam or Harry: Oh god that is disgusting Zayn: I don’t even want to know what that is Liam or Harry: I think it’s that One Thing.
Mark: Thanks Todd, and Stasia you saved my life. Why was I into those guys. But there is this other band that I dig They’re called: THE WANTED