GAGA First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink
First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
BEYONCE This video seems goofy you should just do it alone Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones
GAGA You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair
PPPPPPPPProduct Placement Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse code
BEYONCE If you think Im doing this Then youre a crazy bastard You musta blown a gasket Are you trippin on acid As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
BEYONCE I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson
GAGA Youre gonna do my video and do it my way Or something bad might happen to your family ay
BEYONCE My family ay
GAGA Thats right Beyonce
GAGA A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z
BEYONCE Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor
GAGA Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub And their doin it with a garden Gnome
BEYONCE Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what does that have to do with a telephone?