On the west side of the island Far away from all the kings There’s a bar we hold so dearly to our hearts Many fine young lads turned in to men behind those doors They’s a rowdy bunch of buggers from the start
Pour a glass for Pat O’Neill And in walks Phil Barnard Up from the cellar games do they come They’ve neither known a ladies touch Though Phil sure knows his own Son move out of your mother’s basement Get a job
Redbeard McNeil and his old buddy Hoos Drunk together in the corner want some fun Mad gleam in their eyes, By God they’ve found someone
So sit right down and drink another round Macintyre on the one, two, three And we’ll have one more till were down on the floor At Bandits Revelry
Now the thing about old Delbert, He was a big brute of a man, Had a pecker for a brain, but loved to fight He knocked me to the ground More than I should like to say, And he happened in our bar one stormy night
Go and tell the bastard off The boys they all proclaimed Knock his ugly face to kingdom come But if you’ve not the sands tonight, sure we all understand He’s mighty big and you’re a lady after all
No sacrifice, no blood let Could abate the sting of what I heard Roll up, my sleeves, go and find that cow and have a word But my throat has gone dry
Around the table, we prophesize what’s in store And with every glass we’ll dream a thousand more