I was home one Saturday night just mindin' my own business when I heard a knockin' on the door
I said "who's there?!" I said "who's there?!" Hey! Mr. Pig! What you doin' back from France? What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?
Then out of my window came three chickens going cluck-cluck And I said "what the--" *ba-cock!*
Gather all you girls and guys Don't waste your time gonna tell you why Well I got a party that's waitin' for you Now tell me what you gonna do
Open the door come on in Let the animal party begin
So there I was in my house with twelve chickens three elephants five pigs eight monkeys two cows and a zebra.
They were all dancin' around doin' the such and such When someone knocked on my door again "Pizza!" "Who's there?!?" "Pizza!" I said "Who's there?!?" "Pizza man!" What?! Who the hell ordered pizza!?
Gather all you girls and guys Don't waste your time gonna tell you why Well I got a party that's waitin' for you Now tell me what you gonna do
Open the door come on in Let the animal party begin