These are the times that try men's souls. In the course of our Nation's history the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of Men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA, is attempting to levy a burdensome tax On the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out. This could happen to you!!
Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie On a tragic and fateful day He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family Went to ride on the MTA
Well did he ever return, no he never returned And his fate is still unlearned (what a pity) He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned
Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square station And he changed for Jamaica Plain When he got there, the conductor told him \"one more nickel\" Charlie couldn't get off of that train.
But did he ever return, no he never returned And his fate is still unlearned (poor old Charlie) He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston He's the man who never returned
Now all night long Charlie rides through the station Crying \"what will become of me?\" \"How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea?\" \"Or my cousin in Roxbury?\"
But did he ever return, no he never returned And his fate is still unlearned (shame and scandal)