Fat flabby Annie was incredibly big She weighed just about sixteen stone And then a fake dietitian went and put her on a diet Now she looks like skin and bone She looks like skin and bone
Do the meditation and yoga And she's thrown away the good food guide And she's given up the alcohol the pizzas And the pies and now she's lookin' like she's ready to die You can't see her walk by
She don't eat no mashed potatoes She don't eat no buttered scones She don't eat no carbohydrates You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone
Living on the edge of starvation And she says she's got no appetite And her father and her mother And her sisters and her brothers Couldn't see her when she walked by You can't see her walk by
She don't eat no mashed potatoes She don't eat no buttered scones Stay away from carbohydrates You're gonna look like skin and bone
She used to be so cuddly She used to be so fat But oh what a sin 'cos she's oh so thin That she lost all the friends that she had She looks like skin and bone
Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin She said, "Shh"
Skins and bones and bones and bones and bones and Bones and bones and bones and bones Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones and skin Bones and bones and skin and bones and bones and bones
If you look flabby And you feel overweight And you wanna lose a couple of stone Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises And you'll look like skin and bone
Come on rattle them bones Put your hands up in the ceiling Bend your hips and touch your toes Do your daily exercises You're gonna look like skin and bone
Don't eat no carbohydrates Don't eat no buttered scones Stay away from mashed potatoes You're gonna look like skin and bone, skin and bone