The Whiskey makes me frisky, I think it’s outta sight! That’s the drink I’m drinkin’ almost any night I may wake up with some body aches & wound up awful tight But then I go for the hair of the dog and the thing that suits me right
CORK DRY GIN With some Tonic and a lime CORK DRY GIN It’s Martini time I said CORK DRY GIN and I’ll be feelin’ fine With some CORK DRY GIN
Oh the Ciders a little lighter, nice & sweet & dry Amber or a golden brown, the apple of my eye But sometimes I get bored with it & must diversify So I look for the bartender & you’ll hear me cry
Don’t pour me Tanqueray Beefeaters is not okay And I don’t want that ol’ Bombay I just want…
I’m a hoarder of the porter; I’ll drink ‘em by the score If you drop me in a lake of it, I’d never go for shore But sometimes after pints & pints & pints & pints & galore I wish to Christ & God above that someone would just pour