Pig sucked on a cigarette And mucked the stable. Draped a cable 'round the farmers neck and pulled And called the vet who galloped 'round. Pronounced him dead. They laid the table. Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger, Lingered on a leg And licked his paws. It's neat to be a carnivore!
Passed the plate with farmer's head on. Sheepy shook a fist and said He looked like John the Baptist. Piggy did the twist said 'Try me - I'm salami'. Threw the garlic salt and waltzed across the floor. They stuck their forks in. They ate him raw. It's neat to be a carnivore!