Temperamental editors Searching for the passion Overpaid and over-rated Looking for a cash in It's too late
If you want to read a little Useless information If you've had enough With all the troubles with our nation Don't wait
And you read about it You just can't sleep without The pages of the magazine Don't believe in all you read You can't trust the tabloid magazine And I'm about to break down It's just a tabloid magazine And I don't wanna break down
Picture hungry journalists Searching for some action Running all the stories Like it's going out of fashion It's too late
Everybody's reading Everybody else's problems Everybody's busy stopping What they haven't started Don't wait
Don't wanna be around 'em Better off without them You know you can't escape them
And you read about them all the time From the pages of the magazine But you can't believe in all you read
Well it's too late And you're gonna have to wait And you won't want to turn out the light