[APPLEJACK] Those vampire bats will give you a fright Eating apples both day and night They rest for a minute, maybe three Then they're eating every apple in your apple tree They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin' 'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction
[FLUTTERSHY] Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss These bats are mamas and papas too They care for their young just like we ponies do
[APPLEJACK] Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind These creatures have a one-track mind The orchard is not their restaurant But do they ever think what others may want? No! They don't! And that is just a fact These bats, they simply don't know how to act
[FLUTTERSHY] That's where I have to disagree They're loyal to their family Spreading seeds both far and wide
[APPLEJACK] You see one comin', you'd better run and hide! They're big and ugly and mean as sin Will ya look at the state my trees are in?
[FLUTTERSHY] They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster
[APPLEJACK] They've turned my life to a total disaster!
[RARITY] Well, I for one don't have a doubt These vermin must be stamped right out
[RAINBOW DASH] I second that, they've got to go These bats, they've got to hit the road
[APPLEJACK] It comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them
[ALL except FLUTTERSHY] X7 Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!
[APPLEJACK] Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!