The Lonely Island - Ardy Party | Текст песни

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• The Lonely Island
• Ardy Party

AKIVA
I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party he would make sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance
Leaving every mother fucker with bulk in their pants

JORMA
Aye yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year
But something's missing there, man Ardy ain't here
People standing on the wall, not freaking at all
Check it, what you need to do man is give Ardy a call
And then 60 seconds later there's a knock on the door
My man Ardy with Bacardi sayin' "get on the floor"

AKIVA
And I've been getting down ever since he said that shit
At the dance club having a conniption fit
Now who rocks the party more than Ardy?

ALL
No one!

AKIVA
And who smokes base back of the alley?

ALL
Ardy!

AKIVA
When we found him on the street, he was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke so he would be dependent
Now if he wants more drugs he's gotta rock for us
Go down the whole stroll and pick up cock for us

JORMA
Hey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body
That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party

ALL
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party

AKIVA
Yo, Ardy stinks like a mother fucker drownin' in shit
But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid
He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything
(Like suck my dick?)
Hell yeah, he'll suck your dick nerd
You're holding weight? He'll do anything
(Word?)
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over you don't want him around
(Because he smells bad?)
Naw dog, cuz he'll snatch her up
Straight player for real sports sandals and socks

JORMA
Picture: the most disgusting fucking man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight, god damn Ardy's great
Do anything for my Ace, even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry
Plus he always stays laced in the brand new Tevas
Plus the wool socks, you came here to party, he came to smoke rocks

ALL
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party

JORMA
Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen
The chicks know what I mean

GIRLS
He's so fresh and so clean

He'll rub up on your leg without warning
Start humping it
Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants?
He's been dumpin' it
True game. Making all the girls pause

GIRLS
Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers

AKIVA
If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin'
So we slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin'
So he keeps the party going from the floor to the ceilin'

JORMA
Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking those rocks
And don't forget y'all he's wearing sandals and socks

ALL
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party)
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party

AKIVA
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks