[ANDY, JORMA, AND AKIVA] White girls (You are attracted to us!) Black girls (You are attracted to us!) Asian girls (You are attracted to us!) Latinas (You are attracted to us! Attracted to us!)
But you’re never gonna get Never, never gonna get it No, you’re never gonna get it Because we’re shy We’re shy, we’re shy We’re oh so shy You’re never gonna get it ‘Cause we’re sweet and shy (Hey!)
[BECK] All you pretty girls We know you want our bodies Where are the introspective types? (Dah dah dah dah!)
[ANDY, JORMA, AND AKIVA] [mumbling in French] But you’re never gonna get Never, never gonna get it No, you’re never gonna get it Because we’re shy We’re shy, we’re shy We’re nice and shy You’re never gonna get it We’re blind and shy (Hey!)
Nerdy girls (You are attracted to us!) Omigod girls (You are attracted to us!) My hippy, dippy girls (You are attracted to us!) J-j-j-jock girls (You are attracted to us!) Space girls (You are attracted to us!) In your face girls (You are attracted to us!) (You are attracted to us!) (You are attracted to us!)