Andy Samberg (AS) : Oh dang Justin Timberlake (JT) :What is it dawg? AS : I forgot its Mothers Day. JT : didn't get a gift for her. AS : Other plans got in the way. Shell be so disappointed. JT: Damn I forgot it too. AS: This could have been avoided. Both: What the hell are we gonna do? JT: My moms been so for long Ever since my daddy left. AS: cold JT: No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test. AS: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray JT: Word AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Both: Hold up. AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin? JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too Both: Slow up AS: What time is it dawg? JT: Its time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break em off Show em how much they really mean cause ....
Im a Mother Lover youre a Mother Lover We should f@#k each others mothers JT:F@#k each others moms Youve seen that place that you came out as a baby aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy F@#k each others moms Both: cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover
AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom clutchin on this lube and roses JT: I got my digital camera, Im gonna make your momma do a million poses AS: They will be so surprised JT: We are so cool and thoughtful AS: Cant wait to pork your mom JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Show’d off JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Both: Straight up AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle Both: This the perfect plan For a perfect Mothers Day They have to rename this one All up under the covers day
Cause Im a Mother Lover youre a Mother Lover We should f@#k each others mothers JT:F@#k each others moms Ill push in their place where you came out as a baby aint no doubt that sh!t is crazy F@#k each others moms AS:Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father AS:Ill let you do my mother make me another brother and Im gonna do your mother Ill never use a rubber JT: OH
cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself to me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so Im a sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover Happy mother's day