[Andy] Summertime in the city And everybody's having sex
[Justin] You know, I just got a page from a girl That I met last week at the Payless ([Andy:] Shoe Source...)
[Andy] I also have a cutie to call Who loves the way I knock on her boots
[Justin] Well, it's time to mack Let's handle that In 2 to 6 hours We'll meet back and regroup
[Both] So let's shoop!
[Andy] Roll up to the crib With some Bartles and James
[Justin] Hop off the bus With the Alizé
[Andy] Now hold up, playa What you diggity-doin here?
[Justin] I should diggity-ask you the same! ([Andy:] Then she says...)
[Gaga] Hey, boys, I want you both I hope that you think that's cool ([Both:] Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together
[Both] But she forgot about the golden rule Ah-hah-hah
[Chorus] It's okay When it's in a 3-way It's not gay When it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle There's some leeway The area's grey In a 1-2-3-way
[Andy] Normally, I don't get down with dudes
[Justin] But tonight is a special exception ([Gaga:] Great...)
[Both] See, you're my best friend Through thick and thin
[All] Now it's time to make a triple connection ([Andy:] Lights off...)
[Andy] Here in the dark...([Justin:] Here in the dark...) It's hard to tell...([Justin:] So hard to tell...) Where her body ends...([Gaga:] La la....) And my homie's begins...([Justin:] Hoo-Wee!) This rule dates back...([Justin:] The golden rule...) To ancient Greece...([Justin:] Talkin' bout Caesar...) We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
[Both] The new Three's Company!
[Gaga] You guys are still here
[Chorus] It's okay When it's in a 3-way It's not gay When it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle There's some leeway The area's grey In a 1-2-3-way
[Andy] Fellas, get ready To impress a chick Helicopter dick, Go! Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Uh!) Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Alright!) To impress a chick Do the Helicopter dick! ([Gaga:] Wow...)
[Both] And all of that was okay Cause it was in a 3-way It's quite clear When you see the instant replay \"Baby,two is enough\" That's what they'll say But we'll say \"Hell no\" 1-2-3 way