AW SHIT! Get your salves ready, it's about to go down. Everybody in the game to your fuckin' lanes. And stay on your motherfuckin' toes! I'm runnin' this, let's go.
I got a boat! I got a boat! Everybody runs from me 'cause I throw a giant boat. I got a boat! I got a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!
I got a boat motherfucker, take a look at me. Facerollin' custom maps made in Warcraft 3. Torrents bust out, makin' everybody float. You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I got a boat!
Take a screenshot, trick. I got a boat, bitch. We drinkin' CoCo rum with Enchantress, I got my boots on. Tangos essefecting. Got 60 CS, you spend 60 seconds ressurecting.
I'm callin' solo mid. Ricin' like Viets. My waveform splashes, gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't the AI map. This is real as it gets. I got a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget.
I got a boat and, my allies get trashed, 500 damage, a stun, it's quite imbalanced. I'm the carry fo' sho' Yeah, I'm a one man army. 'Cause I'm 'bout to throw A fuckin' Ghost Ship party.
GET THE FUCK BACK! THIS BOAT IS REAL!
Fuck lanes, I cross the fjord, motherfucker! Fuck range, I got a sword, motherfucker! I got my boys gankin' top, motherfucker! My X always mark the spot, motherfucker!
Icefrog if you could see my skills. Battlefuries stacked for the ultra kill. Gonna join Fnatic just to pay my bills, And scream in all chat: "All you newbies just got pwwwwnnneeedd!"
Can't believe they gave me a boat. It's an overpowered ulti fo' sho'. Hey Naga, look at me. (THAT SLEEP SHIT SUCKS!) Everybody runs away when a big boat's comin' their way. Believe me when I say, I fucked Queen of Pain.
I got a boat! I got a boat! Everybody runs from me 'cause I throw a giant boat. I got a boat! I got a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!