You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless shoe stores I also have a cutie to call who loves The way I knock on her boots
Well let's help them back Let's handle that In two-to-six hours, We'll meet back here and regroup
Now let's shoop
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James Hop off the bus with the Alizé Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here? I should diggity-ask you the same And she sang
[Lady Gaga:] Hey, boys I want you both I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together
She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh
It's ok to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
Normally, I don't get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great) See you're my best friend Through thick and thin Now it's time to make a triple connection
Lights off
Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins (Ew wee) This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar) We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy The new Three's Company
You guys are still here?
It's ок to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two three-way
Fellas. Get ready. Doin' us a chick Helicopter dick, go! Helicopter dick. Helicopter dick Doin' us a chick Helicopter dick
Well And all of that was OK Cause it was in a three-way It's quite clear when you see the instant replay (boom) Maybe two is enough That's what they'll say But we'll say, “Hell no!” One, two, three-way